Don't get your panties in a bunch...

My daughter is now wearing big-girl panties, and diapers are almost entirely gone (Still wears a pull-up at night). Anyway, it irritates the hell out of her when her panties ride up her butt. She'll run around with a sour look on her face and keeps shouting: "Stuck in my butt!".

The kids were watching a movie, and apparently she was experiencing this new panty discomfort. She asks Jack: "Will you pull them out of my butt?". And of course, being a responsible brother, he abides.

She turns around, lifts her shirt, and leans forward. Jack, very carefully dislodges the problem underwear and says: "There you go honey, is that better?".